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My Costanza Christmas Tree

Tuesday, January 4th, 2011

Hello all, and happy holidays!
This year, like every year, we had a heartwarming Costanza Christmas Tree Decorating Experience. Cindy’s favorite characters on Seinfeld are Mr. and Mrs. Costanza, George’s Parents. They’re yellers. Each has the patience of a light switch …


Chimney Sweep – Part 1

Friday, October 16th, 2009

“Tim, I smell smoke!” my gal, Cindy, rasped the other day. “I’m getting a headache. Can’t you do something about that stupid wood stove?”

“What are you talk-hak-kaf-ing about,” I replied. “I can’t smell a thing. And I can’t believe your …


The Port-a-Potty Predicament

Saturday, August 15th, 2009

Here’s how slow business has been: I’m so bored, I’ve resorted to writing pottie humor. My wife, Cindy, who proofs all my writings, forbade me from publishing the following piece. She’s not home at the moment, so, being bored, here it …